He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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