try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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