Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
