He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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