we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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