I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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