is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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