found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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