My friends, they love my intelligence
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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