Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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