its not stalking. its research.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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