this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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