You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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