Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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