Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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