I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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