I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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