Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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