question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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