Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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