I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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