sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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