"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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