So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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