sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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