The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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