I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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