i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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