lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
