official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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