he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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