We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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