Will you blow on my dice?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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