Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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