dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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