Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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