"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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