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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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