She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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