:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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