found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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