The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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