let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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