I need help removing her.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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