arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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