Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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