i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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