This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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