Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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