fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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