so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
