is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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